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January 28, 2017 Reported by Koala |
"That d*nm, shirtless grizzly bear in Russia won't do anything about it," Retchy, a polar bear in northern Norway, says. "I think that grizzly bear and the elephant in America are working together somehow."
Retchy is one of many polar bears in protest of the ignorance to climate change. His entire family was displaced, which shows how the dictatorship of the elephants in the Americas are affecting animals worldwide, even the polar bears way up north. Retchy and his family were interviewed as they passed through customs in Germany, where they were accepted as refugees in the impending crisis.
"The problem is ice," Retchy says. "The ice is melting and we go down with them." Retchy's sister, Wrecka, spoke a similar opinion about the downfall of polar bears. Unfortunately, she was so hungry she ate the reporter and the camera, so no footage exists of her saying it.
"If America admits climate change is real and allows free trade of ice to the north, the polar bears can survive," Retchy explained. "Otherwise, we will be targeted as terrorists in European cities. Polar bears are, after all, considered barbaric."
Whether America admits climate change is real or not, it's clear that winter, for sure, is coming.
