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February 12, 2017 Reported by Koala |
There have been 8 reported casualties and 49 injuries due to police-protester conflicts. An estimated $500,000 has been reported for property loss due to these riots. President Rump has not said anything about the matter officially. However, on the social media platform, KiwiChat, President Rump has unofficially declared that he plans to team up with the Pirate Parrots of Mumbai to suppress these protesters. Of course, he has done so discreetly and claims to have the right to change his words at any time.
“The Pirate Parrots of Mumbai are an excellent, excellent group,” Rump said on his KiwiChat. “They have huge amounts of experience dealing with protesters and riot groups.”
The Pirate Parrots of Mumbai have reportedly been seen firing cannons into the midst of peaceful protesters. Many citizens of Animal Farm agree that this may be detrimental to the security of our nation.
“President Rump, in his debates for candidacy, promised to permanently expel the Pirate Parrots from the face of this planet,” says concerned citizen Rolly, an armadillo. “Now, he’s saying that he will be working together with them! That’s outrageous!”
President Rump has not released any further information on this matter.
“The Pirate Parrots of Mumbai are an excellent, excellent group,” Rump said on his KiwiChat. “They have huge amounts of experience dealing with protesters and riot groups.”
The Pirate Parrots of Mumbai have reportedly been seen firing cannons into the midst of peaceful protesters. Many citizens of Animal Farm agree that this may be detrimental to the security of our nation.
“President Rump, in his debates for candidacy, promised to permanently expel the Pirate Parrots from the face of this planet,” says concerned citizen Rolly, an armadillo. “Now, he’s saying that he will be working together with them! That’s outrageous!”
President Rump has not released any further information on this matter.
