February 12, 2017 Reported by Toucan |
But now, we have some evidence that the Bowling Green Massacre, in a way, was actually true. Here is what we have so far:
1. Killa N. Kahoot was in fact referring to the Green Bowling Massacre of 2013, which took place at a nearby Brunswick Zone where the Green Bowlers, a prestigious middle school bowling team, massacred their opponents, the White Supremacists, in a one-sided round with the Green Bowlers each scoring a perfect 300.
2. Two of these Green Bowlers were moose and two of them were lambs. Coincidence?
3. The losing opponents - the White Supremacists - ended up becoming racists and are hoping to apply at Kompton Kommunity Kollege. This shows how much impact this Green Bowling Massacre had.
So, after reviewing the facts, we can see that Killa N. Kahoot was in fact not wrong, but she simply got her words mixed up. She meant to refer to the Green Bowling Massacre, where the Green Bowlers slayed the White Supremacists (in bowling).
Indeed, it was a terrible tragedy.