(Above: Freedom fish disguises itself as a shark to scare off the whales) February 12, 2017 Reported by Koala |
“We can’t have those godd*mn fishes wasting our pesos like that,” says Military Commander Immanuel M. Fishy of Atlantis. “The pesos are inflated enough as it is, but this civil war? It’s ridiculous!”
The head of Animal Farm United, Karpy K. Kohort, said that this was not something the animal nations should concern themselves with.
“We have bigger problems to worry about that affect this entire world,” Kohort said in a press conference in Berlin. “Global warming, the extinction of the Serbian tigers - these are all matters that affect this world. This tiny dispute in the Bermuda Triangle is no concern to us and we should instead invest more time on the matters of interest.”
The maritime industry of the Atlantic Ocean have reported that their quarterly stocks have decreased 4.1% since the inception of this dispute.