(Above: Have you seen this karp?) February 12, 2017 Reported by Panda |
"I don't know what to do without her," said Kimmy's mate, KanKan East, nonchalantly. "What do I do without her?"
However, other fishes are proving very resilient to this ransom. General Sharky Shark of the Freedom Fishes says, "No, of course we are not going to accept this ransom. She will not be missed anyway."
In addition, the media has been erupting with #FreeKimmy hashtags, with KiwiChat's platform getting a 22% increase in activity for the first time since 2001.
"We can't let this idol just die off," says one tearful fan. "What else do we live for?"